Vintage Tumblr Themes

I'm Alex, I'm 18 years old and I'm lazy.
Instagram - aleex8b :)

svveden:

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

notyourmartyr:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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Does this mean hell is mordor? -Terrible jokes about authors I love-

tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

iphone420:

math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

zuzuhiddles:

zuzuhiddles:

SO I’M SITTING WITH MY CRUSH, DOING MY HOMEWORK AT STARBUCKS WITH HIM (which is a blog I’ve been keeping to explain my experiences for this one class) WHEN HE GETS UP AND SAYS HE’S HEADING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE. I SAY GOODBYE AND HE JUST GOES "Aren’t you coming?" AND I SAY "Well.." AND BEFORE I CAN SAY ANYTHING ELSE HE GIVES ME A GOOFY SMILE AND SAYS: 

"I’d be lost without my blogger"

GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS. HE HAS A TUMBLR.

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired